{"id":2264,"date":"2018-03-24T11:48:07","date_gmt":"2018-03-24T11:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tripblok.cz\/?p=2264"},"modified":"2018-05-18T18:36:46","modified_gmt":"2018-05-18T18:36:46","slug":"kathmandu-plany-se-borti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/?p=2264","title":{"rendered":"Kathmandu – Pl\u00e1ny se bort\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"

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N\u00e1vrat po v\u00edce ne\u017e roce z Austr\u00e1lie byl doslova fam\u00f3zn\u00ed. Vr\u00e1tit se na zn\u00e1m\u00fd m\u00edsta, potkat znam\u00fd tv\u00e1\u0159e, le\u017eet ve vlastn\u00ed posteli a u\u017e\u00edvat si pohodl\u00ed\u010dka domova, to je prost\u011b par\u00e1da. Narovinu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee tenhle trip pro m\u011b vy\u010daroval jeden z nej\u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f v \u017eivot\u011b. Prost\u011b, v\u0161ude dob\u0159e, doma taky. Nezkazila mi to ani ta zpropaden\u00e1 zima, ani ob\u010dasn\u00fd vl\u00edtnut\u00ed do protism\u011bru. Jen\u017ee \u010das let\u00ed a ne\u017e se \u010dlov\u011bk na\u010feje, je zase zp\u00e1tky ve starejch kolej\u00edch. Ne \u017ee by to byly \u0161patn\u00fd koleje. \u0158ada v\u011bc\u00ed se mi vyjasnila a tam n\u011bkde vzadu v hlav\u011b z\u00fast\u00e1v\u00e1 ur\u010ditej nadhled a zadostiu\u010din\u011bn\u00ed. A taky jeden takovej malej, cestovatelskej brou\u010dek. Ten kdy\u017e se ozve, tak j\u00e1 zas mus\u00edm jet. Tentokr\u00e1t padla volba na Himal\u00e1je.<\/p>\n

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Leti\u0161t\u011b v Kathmandu je kapitola sama o sob\u011b. Uvnit\u0159 termin\u00e1lu to vypad\u00e1 jako v postkomunistick\u00fdm divadle. Vyblitej koberec, o\u0161unt\u011bl\u00fd p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eky a za nima \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edci v nepadnouc\u00edm saku z tane\u010dn\u00edch. V\u0161ude lidi, chaos. Ne\u017e se dostanem k bag\u00e1\u017ei, ub\u011bhnou 2 hodiny. Nep\u00e1lci se nevzru\u0161ujou, v\u0161echno jim trv\u00e1, jak la\u010dn\u00fdmu sran\u00ed, ale \u00fasm\u011bv na tv\u00e1\u0159i nechyb\u00ed. Z b\u00e1glama u\u017e se pomalu lou\u010d\u00edme, ale nakonec je nach\u00e1z\u00edme le\u017eet na zemi v prachu n\u011bkde na konci vestibulu. Hur\u00e1. Sme \u010dty\u0159i. J\u00e1, Pepa, Iva a Petr. Sta\u0159\u00ed zn\u00e1m\u00ed z Austr\u00e1lie. \u010cek\u00e1 n\u00e1s tax\u00edk, prej u\u017e 2 a p\u016fl hodiny, ale nezd\u00e1 se, \u017ee by ho to tankovalo. V Kathmandu se nejezd\u00ed vpravo, ani vlevo, ale v\u0161ude, stylem plyn, bzrda, klakson. Na pra\u0161n\u00e9 silnici se ve dvou pruz\u00edch tla\u010d\u00ed auto, n\u00e1kla\u010f\u00e1k, sk\u016ftr, kolo, rik\u0161a, pes a semtam zbloudil\u00e1 kr\u00e1va. P\u0159ednost m\u00e1 siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. P\u0159echody nejsou, chodci se bez zn\u00e1mky respektu prod\u00edraj\u00ed nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d pln\u00fdm provozem. Ve vzduchu vis\u00ed prach, hodn\u011b lid\u00ed nos\u00ed rou\u0161ku. Ob\u010das se na k\u0159i\u017eovatce objev\u00ed policajt s p\u00ed\u0161\u0165alkou, ale zd\u00e1 se \u017ee sp\u00ed\u0161 zavaz\u00ed, ne\u017e pom\u00e1h\u00e1. Po p\u016fl hodin\u011b j\u00edzdy smrti p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme na ubytko vyklepan\u00ed jak ku\u0159ec\u00ed pl\u00e1tek po som\u00e1lsku. Vzez\u0159en\u00ed pokoj\u016f n\u00e1m na klidu vskutku nep\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1, ale maj\u00ed tu alkohol a p\u011bkn\u00fd posezen\u00ed na st\u0159e\u0161e. V\u00edtejte v Nep\u00e1lu!<\/p>\n

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Po neklidn\u00e9 noci vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme na pr\u016fzkum m\u011bstsk\u00e9 jungle. Uli\u010dky jsou \u00fazk\u00fd, zdoben\u00fd barevn\u00fdma praporkama a chuchvalcema dr\u00e1t\u016f vysok\u00e9ho nap\u011bt\u00ed. Bez mapy v mobilu by se jeden ztratil za prvn\u00edm rohem. Dopravn\u00ed prost\u0159edky si klest\u00ed cestu hlava nehlava, \u010dek\u00e1m kdy m\u011b n\u011bco p\u0159ejede nohy. Kv\u016fli prachu a benz\u00ednov\u00fdm v\u00fdpar\u016fm se blb\u011b dejch\u00e1. Mus\u00edme dnes sehnat chyb\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed vercajk na trek a letenku do Lukly, odkamca\u010f u\u017e \u0161lapeme po svejch. Shopy jsou skv\u011ble vybaven\u00fd, p\u0159ed ob\u011bdem m\u00e1me v\u0161echno. Za p\u00e9\u0159ovej spac\u00e1k, bundu, rukavice, hroty na boty, hole, brejle, lahev, l\u00e9ky a n\u011bjak\u00fd dal\u0161\u00ed drobnosti jsem utratil dohro asi 2000 K\u010d. To je zadarmo! Letenky n\u00e1m velmi ochotn\u011b a s pov\u011bdomou jiskrou v\u00fdd\u011blku v oku za\u0159\u00eddil pikol\u00edk z na\u0161eho guesthousu, \u010deho\u017e budeme pozd\u011bji litovat. Streetfoodu se vyhejb\u00e1me jak \u010dert k\u0159\u00ed\u017ei, nechcem se toti\u017e je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed trekem posrat.. to se ov\u0161em n\u011bkter\u00fdm nezada\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Lukla je startovn\u00ed bod v\u0161ech trek\u016f v oblasti Everestu. Taky je se svou runwaj\u00ed o d\u00e9lce tenisov\u00fdho kurtu domovem nejnebezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho leti\u0161t\u011b na sv\u011bt\u011b. N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed den \u010dasn\u011b z r\u00e1na u\u017e nerv\u00f3zn\u011b stepujem na leti\u0161ti, v ruce kus pap\u00edru se zkomolen\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem a \u010dasem odletu 9:30. Jsme v po\u0159ad\u00ed 3. let, co\u017e je hrana, pozd\u011bji u\u017e prej bejvaj probl\u00e9my s po\u010das\u00edm. Cht\u011bli jsme samoz\u0159ejme chytnout hned prvn\u00ed let, kterej n\u00e1m pikol\u00edk nasliboval, ale neza\u0159\u00eddil. Letadla jsou od r\u00e1na spo\u017eden\u00fd, na leti\u0161ti je chaos, security zero, do letadla bych prot\u00e1hl i samopal. Po\u010das\u00ed v Lukle se zhor\u0161uje, z\u00fast\u00e1v\u00e1me tr\u010det v p\u0159elidn\u011bn\u00e9 hale, nem\u016f\u017eem tam ani ven, nev\u00edme kde je konec na\u0161im b\u00e1gl\u016fm a z\u00e1chody smrd\u00ed a\u017e za roh. Po strastipln\u00fdch 8 hodin\u00e1ch \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na \u0161pinav\u00e9 podlaze n\u00e1m p\u0159i\u010dmoudl\u00e1 sle\u010dna nezaujat\u011b oznamuje, \u017ee dneska u\u017e nikam nepolet\u00edme a z\u00edtra \u017ee sou v\u0161echny lety pln\u00fd. Co pros\u00edm? Vrac\u00edme se zp\u00e1tky do na\u0161eho 5star hotelu. Po p\u00e1r vyhrocen\u00fdch telefon\u00e1tech n\u00e1m pikol\u00edk tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee na\u0161e letadlo pr\u00e1v\u011b vzl\u00e9tlo.<\/p>\n

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N\u00e1vrat po v\u00edce ne\u017e roce z Austr\u00e1lie byl doslova fam\u00f3zn\u00ed. Vr\u00e1tit se na zn\u00e1m\u00fd m\u00edsta, potkat znam\u00fd tv\u00e1\u0159e, le\u017eet ve vlastn\u00ed posteli a u\u017e\u00edvat si pohodl\u00ed\u010dka domova, to je prost\u011b par\u00e1da. Narovinu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee tenhle...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2322,"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions\/2322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tripblok.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}